It's the adrenaline rush of knowing the officer is behind you. That is the reality hitting us square in the head when we're out on the open road. That rush can make you feel cranky, agitated, or worse. The relief comes when the officer passes you and goes on to someone else.
Now imagine having that power all to yourself.
This is not what Mercury engineers were thinking, at least not that we know of, when the made a few changes to the venerable Grand Marquis that transformed it into the ultimate cop car look-alike. Or, maybe they wanted to make a new Bluesmobile. Whatever the case, the 2003 Mercury Marauder is one bad machine that, with a bit more oomph down low, could be the ultimate sleeper car for late night street racers.
The Marauder is a blacked-out Grand Marquis with little chrome, except for the wheels and a few trim pieces, and not much flash. But that's the point. Stealth performance could be the tagline for the Marauder ad campaign. Even the grill is all black, with an elegant chrome Mercury moniker in its center.
Inside, the Marauder is all business with comfortable, supportive seats covered in fine gray "Nudo" leather, a legible gauge cluster with satellite gauges in the full-length center console and a fitting floor-mounted shifter that belies the performance attributes of the Marauder more than the monochromatic color scheme (take your proof in some of GM's offerings of late). The totally fake carbon fiber treatment on the doors and dash are forgivable in this car because of its sporty nature, though wood accents would have lent a more luxurious air to the vehicle.
We really liked the seats, front and rear. The nice aspect of such a large car is the room it affords to all passengers. We also found the driver's seat to be comfy and somewhat suited to spirited driving. These weren't Mustang quality, mind you, but they performed better in most ways than the standard Grand Marquis seats would have.
One small complaint about the front seats, for this price range at least, was the lack of seat heaters. It's a small complaint, but for a car that can be beaten by a Honda Civic to 60 mph, a warm tush might give us a little solace.
The rest
of the interior is packaged well. The instruments are easy to read and have
a sporty flair to them. We also liked the bright "Marauder" that lights
up at night in the speedometer.
In the trunk, we found a nice little surprise: a plastic trunk organizer that
was functional, if a bit bulky. The bulk comes from the organizer taking up
the depth of the trunk. Thankfully, the spare tire was placed on a shelf and
out of the way for most of what you'd put in there. When we needed a little
extra space, the organizer came out easily and freed up the deeper part of the
trunk entirely.
Under the hood is Ford's potent 4.6-liter V8 making 302 horsepower and 318 pound-feet of torque. While this seems like a lot on paper, the reality of the Merc's high weight and the lack of low-end grunt (peak torque comes at a high 4300 rpm) means slow straight-line acceleration, for a muscle-bound brute. But don't get the message wrong, the Marauder will hit 60 in a respectable time, just not what we were expecting.
Mid-range traipses to passing speed are adequate, but there is always that want for more power.
And, the lack of low-end torque severely limits burnouts because they are nearly impossible without some water on the road to loosen grip.
Speaking of which, cornering traction and ride control are excellent in the Marauder. Mercury's engineers should pat themselves on the back for a job well done with the suspension settings and the amount of control the Marauder commands. Compared with the old-person ride of the Grand Marquis, the Marauder is a powerful European sedan looking for its next victim.
We found ourselves hitting corners faster than in other "family" sedans and a few more sporty cars. The Marauder should be the benchmark for Ford performance sedans in the future.
The only time the suspension was not appreciated was over particularly harsh bumps and imperfections in the road. Though, those experiences were not overly bad, just reminders that this is a performance-oriented cruiser, not your daddy's Grand Marquis.
By now, you're probably asking yourself, "What's it cost?" Well, get ready for this one: Our test Marauder, with only $550 in options, stickered at $35,045.00, including the obligatory destination charge (which was $705 for this Merc).
The real question then becomes, "Is it worth it?"
Well, we'll leave that up to you. Just remember that for similar money , there are plenty of little rockets out there, though they won't give the people around you on the highway a scare thinking you're Smokey on the prowl for his next revenue raising interlude.
With what this car represents, it's a shame that it couldn't directly compete with the old Chevy Impala SS. Lord Vader, you could have had two choices.